Hahahaha...
This was sooo freaking funny..
So what happened was, the Family went out for dinner.
So I picked up the newspaper and i was reading it.
There was a section in the Lifestyle section talking about the Chinese Zodiac.
So there was a conversation.
Me:
Lucky Zodiacs this year is Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Ram (Goat), Rooster, Dog, Pig. Hahahaha. The unlucky ones are Monkey, Rat and a big fat dumb Horse.
(My Sister was born on the year of the horse)
DumbNut:
Shut up liar. You don't.... blablabla (speaking foreign language).
Me:
You shut up, i don't understand the language you're speaking. I'm from Malaysia! not Ghana!!
We have already caught the attention of everyone on the table and started talking.
Dumbnut grabs the newspaper and starts to read.
Dumbnut:
At least im not a BaaBaa Black Sheep! It says the Ox can pass good luck to me. Who in our whole family is a Ox?
Me:
Your relatives and friends are all Oxes, go ask them! HAHAHAHHAHA.
Dumbnut:
That means you're also an Ox la stupid. Hahaha..
Me:
I'm a Goat la you Cow!
Mom:
Stop fighting!!
Me, DumbNut, PendekGemuk starts laughing!
DumbNut:
This year which Zodiac?
Me & Pendek Gemuk:
Ox la you Cow!
DumbNut:
Oh? Then next year what?
Dad:
Haa?? Next year is year of the World Cup 2010, South Africa.
Me, PendekGemuk, Mom Laughs!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA..
DAMN FREAKIN FUNNY!
all of the sudden, my dad say that! hahahahha..
That was soo freakin funny!!!
DUMB SISTER!!
You make me laugh like mad! hahaha..
I love my family! ahaha..
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Dumb Sister!
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 2:44 PM 0 people cares
I'll Be There..
Naz says:
i have song for you..
Naz says:
sincerely from my deep..
Remon says:
move bitch?
Naz says:
no man!
Remon says:
haha okok just kidding..
---- The Song ----
Naz says:
haha
Naz says:
okay.. well, listen it through your heart will you..
Naz says:
because that's how it comes from me..
Naz says:
:)
I'll Be There
You and I must make a pact, we must bring salvation back
Where there is love, Ill be there
Ill reach out my hand to you, Ill have faith in all you do
Just call my name and Ill be there
Ill be there to comfort you,
Build my world of dreams around you, Im so glad that I found you
Ill be there with a love thats strong
Ill be your strength, Ill keep holding on
Let me fill your heart with joy and laughter
Togetherness, well thats all Im after
Whenever you need me, Ill be there
Ill be there to protect you, with an unselfish love that respects you
Just call my name and Ill be there
If you should ever find someone new, I know hed better be good to you
cause if he doesnt, Ill be there
Dont you know, baby, yeah yeah
Ill be there, Ill be there, just call my name, Ill be there
Ill be there, Ill be there, whenever you need me, Ill be there
Dont you know, baby, yeah yeah
Ill be there, Ill be there, just call my name, Ill be there...
When i was listening to the song, i felt the beegeebees.
It was really touching..
At least I know I have my buddie there for me when i need someone! :)
Thanks buddie!
I'll be here for you too..
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 1:28 AM 0 people cares
Sunday, January 25, 2009
PWTC Uni-Fair
Ok, this happened like 1 week ago.
Anyways, It was Sunday morning and the plan was to go to PWTC.
Calvin, Anita and Liyana'z and I went together with Anita's Dad.
So this is what happened when we reached there. Calvin and I got seperated from the other 2.
So, Calvin and I just went walking around searching for some interesting booths with less crowd.
(Actually, we were just walking and basically didn't bother much).
Well, it came to one point when we met up the Old School students of SMK Taman Maluri. hahha.. who would have knew?
hahaha.. Well, i've been there once, but long time ago when i was still 15! hahaha..
So Calvin and I pergi and buat bodoh there.
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 6:15 PM 0 people cares
Friday, January 23, 2009
Shopping with Naz..
Last week la we went out.
So it was like no ordinary day. Nazim and I went out for SHOPPING!!!
HAHAHA...
No la, we went to the guitar store.
Well this was our public transport of the day.
To some this is something common, but to others its a big wow. Yea, among the others was Nazim. I was among the some. haha..
Nazim took his second ever trip on a public bus with me. For some reason, i'm happy about it. haha.
Well, this was our stop, the front of Berjaya TS.
We had to cross the main road to get to the other side cause the guitar store was there.
In the mean time, Naz and I was talking grandmother stories like there was no tomorrow. Well, we were walking and talking at the same time la. It came to one point that we crossed the main road and still talking with each other.
There was funny thing that happened when we were in the middle of the 2nd lane though, we saw this sign.
It was like, he was the manager of the shop, he knows this, he knows that.
So Naz and I carried on to another place in Sungei Wang.
But Naz knows this place pretty well so again, i'll just follow.
Oh ya, at this point, I thought Nazim was all over a women named Rosewood. He kept taking about it. But then I learned that its actually a guitar with a slighty darker and smoother part of wood that was called Rosewood. haihz...
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 10:27 AM 1 people cares
Lovers in Japan
Ok, well Naz and I was in Rejab and we saw this hot chick.. Nazim was excited and I was like trying to whistle..
ahhahaha..
NO!
Well, after a long time never visiting the ANES' of Rejab Babe.. We went for breakfast there again.. and after that, we recorded a song by Coldplay called Lovers in Japan.
Believe me, it was no easy process learning this type of song in a short period of time. But it wasn't a problem for guitar mastero Nazimo!
ok.. The video is not in my blog but if you can kindy bring your mouse to the link below this paragraph and left click, you'll enter a blog. There you'll be able to see, hear and feel the song. :p
http://lorformoment.blogspot.com/2009/01/second-video-lovers-in-japan.html
Credits to Naz for superb guitaring.. No one else can play better then you at this age. :p
except that ugly black tide dude..
Ok, before you leave to check out the video, let me just explain what is the song all about.
It simply means that when we want to do something, and we feel that its the right option for us to take, we should carry on with it and. Others will try to twist your mind and bring you down, but you got to stand firm and keep steady with your decision.
Never give up till you've won, and don't be afraid of taking chances. Listen to what you have to say, not what people have to say.
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 1:05 AM 0 people cares
Thursday, January 22, 2009
A hard habit to break
Haihz..
FYI people, i'm a good guy with a difficulty of controling my words with people.
I'm talking about my bad habit with Vulgar words.
This very week, one year ago..
I remember making a vow to Naz and Sarah about not saying anymore bad words.
But still, i can't help myself la. Sometimes people around me gets too stupid that the word is one way of making the person aware of his/her surroundings.
I'm not blaming it entirely on the other person, yes i take the blame for being surrounded by adults that keep bringing up the word, ex-collegues and even a vigilante boss back during my stint at Fridays. I was too influenced by it.
Besides, for me, i'm being normal la.. I don't use those words to swear to anyone or anything. I don't curse them you see. Well, yea that word is bad! no doubt, but look at the JOY! I bring to the peoples faces when I use that word, alot of them are happy! hahaha..
Who am I kidding..
Well since last year, i've less'en the usage of vulgar language in my daily sentences. Personally, I think thats a good improvement of trying not to be so vulgarish.
Oh ya, and if you do kena before from me, take it as a joke ok. :p
To Calvin during football, sorry!
To Nazim during jamming, sorry!
To Hafiz during everytime we meet, sorry!
To the lains.. i'm sorry too!! hahaha.. can't remember.
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 9:55 PM 0 people cares
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Man United disappoints Derby
I already told you people, Derby were just lucky last time out.
Now United are through to the FINALS against either Tottenham or Burnley.
These is what happened in the game.
United opened the score line just 20 minutes into the game.
So, it all started with NANI's incredible shot from outside the penalty area.
GOAL!!
1-0
AGG: 1-1
Nice shot. Well, next it was John O'Shea. Some good team work brought about this goal and it was a vital one as it puts United in the lead.
GOAL!!
2-0
AGG: 2-1
United are dominating the game and the goals just keep coming. It was Tevez next.
GOAL!!!
3-0
AGG: 3-1
So it was half time and lalalalala..
Damn boring actually.
hahaha..
As the game continued, so did United's injury list.
Anderson
Rafeal
Jonny Evans
then with 10 minutes left..
Tiba-tiba the Derby scored a penalty.
CONCEDED
3-1
AGG: 3-2
Walaumeh.. this team not yet give up..
BUT HAHAHA..
RONALDO scored a penalty for us too!
GOAL!!
4-1
AGG: 4-2
So all United had to do was sit back and relax.
BAD IDEA!
hahaha..
Cause Derby scored a free-kick.
CONCEDED
4-2
AGG: 4-3
But in the end, United won the game and are now in the finals.
SO United are going to Wembely!
woo hoo!! hahaha..
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 8:25 AM 0 people cares
Monday, January 19, 2009
New Feature
Dear Nuts (My readers),
I've added a small feature into my blog. I call it "Coconuts Quote of the Week". It is something that I would update weekly. It is simple quotes that makes big changes on how I see things. Its something that I would like to share with all of you week in and week out.
These quotes might be certified, lyrics, or even simple lines that people use on a regular basis. It can also be simple things that you say in conversations with me. It doesn't really matter, as long as it gives a big impact on me, I would like to share it to everyone of you.
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 8:04 AM 0 people cares
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Lee Chong Wei beaten by Peter Gade in the Korean Open
The match was very intensive and Datuk Lee has already been in top form for the recent games. Chong Wei has been marked by every single badminton fans as a favorite and without no doubt at all we can see why.
Lee Chong Wei made it to the finals of the Korean Open but he was finally defeated by the Super Dane, Peter Gade.
The rounds were intensive and there were many good rallies but in the end, Peter Gade was on fire against Lee Chong Wei who seemed to be running out of steam after many games played.
Peter Gade managed to read Lee Chong Wei's style after 3 back-to-back games with the Malaysian. Haihz.. Damn seddih.
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 3:13 PM 0 people cares
Man United last minute thriller against Bolton
Phew..
and just when i thought that I couldn't get anymore frustrated,
Bolton was avoiding everything that Man U threw at them.
The Bolton goalkeeper Jussi Jaaskelainen, played really well and managed to block off almost all the shots that United threw at him.
Just when all hopes were set for United to draw, Berbatov, the unlikely hero, saved the day!!
On the final minute (89th minute) of the game, He scored a diving header that was crossed by Tevez to seal United's win.
GOAL!!!
THANKS BERBATOV!!
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 1:08 AM 0 people cares
Special from the rest
Ahh..
Naz and I was walking on the road and we talked.
Remon : Naz, sometimes i come across people, whom i don't even know at all, that knows my name.
Naz : Thats because you're popular.
Remon : I didn't ask to be la. Besides i don't know how this people know me.
Naz : No la. They like you. You should be thankful that you're popular. Some people wish they can be popular you know?
Remon : err.. don't know la.
Naz : But one thing la, from all the indians i met, you're different from them. You're not like those typical indian. You're different from them. You're a special indian.
Remon : wtf??
(Laughing damn freaking loud)
Remon : Its like you're telling me that i'm a roti tosei special.
I don't really remember the conversation la. Obviously i was longer. But it went something like that. Something i found really freaking funny.
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 12:37 AM 0 people cares
Friday, January 16, 2009
Manchester United?? in MALAYSIA???
GUESS WHAT!!!
early today morning I recieved a message from Rock Fiz Bal.
"Macha... Morning... Manchester united come malaysia on julai.. Venue they don't know yet.. But i know where.. Padang botak la... Not mu vs malaysia... But mu vs team hawk..."
Obviously, it was a joke about the last part, but I quickly woke up and checked on the internet and also called my Dad.
and guess what!
MANCHESTER UNITED ARE SET TO COME TO MALAYSIA AGAIN!!
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TWO years after their proposed visit to Kuala Lumpur was forced to be called off, Manchester United are set to come a calling again and the FA of Malaysia is ecstatic.
If differences with the Asian Football Confederation (AFC) forced the cancellation of the 2006 match, nothing can stop United this time from playing in KL for the first time since 2001. FAM general secretary Lt Jen (Rtd) Datuk Azzuddin Ahmad said United will have no cause to complain when they arrive for the July 26 match. "We are happy to host Manchester United and we are certain the fans will turn up to watch a world class team in action. We will assist wherever possible to ensure the match goes on smoothly," said Azzuddin yesterday. United's Asian Tour will see them playing in four countries.
United will depart from Manchester on July 16 for a match in China. From there, they will proceed to Seoul, South Korea for a friendly on July 20. Their next stop will be the Gelora Bung Karno Stadium in Jakarta on July 24 and they will be off to KL after that. "Our tours to Asia are always special," said Manchester United chief executive David Gill in a press statement. "The atmosphere generated by the supporters is amazing. The club enjoys unrivalled support across the continent and it is great to give those fans the opportunity to see their heroes in action in their own country."
OMG!! HAHAHAHA
24th July people!!
I'm not gonna miss this for the world!!
Finally watching them play live!!
Its like a dream come true finally getting to watch them play here in KL.
Ok, lets flash back sikit ye?
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 11:02 AM 1 people cares
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Man United wins against Wigan, but face losing Rooney
It was a relieve to see the scoreline 1-0 to United, with star striker Wayne Rooney hitting the net, but it was a huge upset to watch the same Wayne Rooney to walk off with a hamstring injury.
Wayne Rooney is facing three weeks out of Manchester United's title charge after scoring the winner and then being struck down by a hamstring injury as the champions sealed a narrow win against Wigan Athletic at Old Trafford on Wednesday.
Rooney, 22, lasted just seven minutes of United's win, which takes them to within two points of leaders Liverpool with a game in hand, before limping out of the action.
United can claim top spot in the Premier League for the first time this season if they defeat Bolton at the Reebok on Saturday, but Rooney will be forced to watch from the sidelines after suffering his injury blow.
United manager Sir Alex Ferguson said that he hoped Rooney would not be out for longer. "Wayne has done his hamstring," said Ferguson.
"We were carrying injuries throughout the game and that says a lot for the character of the team. Carlos Tevez limped throughout the second-half, Jonny Evans, Paul Scholes, Ronaldo. They all seemed to be limping about the place.
"In terms of who will be fit for Saturday, we will just have to assess the injuries and do our best against a Bolton team that are very strong themselves. But Darren Fletcher, Anderson, Park Ji-Sung will be fresh, so they will all play."
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My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 10:28 AM 0 people cares
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Thai Pongal
Ok, first thing that would be running through your mind would be either
"REMON?? BLOGGING ABOUT AN INDIAN FESTIVAL?? GAGAGAGA"
or
"Why does Remon even care about it?"
Well, i can't blame them for saying either 2.
Well, Pongal is celebrated today, 14th of January 2009 this year!
Well, like Chinese New Year and Awal Muharram, Pongal is celebrated inconjunction of the New Year in the Hindu Solar Calender.
By now you should know that Hindus' celebrate this festival. Pongal basically means overflow, or according to my mom, spillover.
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 10:13 PM 0 people cares
Iris
Ok people, since our swallowed in the sea had great comments flowing through, we decided to do another special song that means something to us. So the guitar maestro, Naz and I played the guitar to this song called Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls.
Iris
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And I´d give up forever to touch you´
Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You´re the closest to heaven that I´ll ever be
And I don´t wanna go home right now
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And all I can taste in this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
And sooner or later it´s over
I just don´t wanna miss you tonight
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And I don´t want the world to see me´
Cause I don´t think that they´d understand
When everything´s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
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And you can´t fight the tears that ain´t coming
Or the moments of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
And you bleed just to know you´re alive.
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And I don´t want the world to see me´
Cause I don´t think that they´d understand
When everything´s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
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Yea I don´t want the world to see me´
Cause I don´t think that they´d understand
When everything´s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
.
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 12:26 PM 0 people cares
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
FIFA World Player of the Year
The FIFA World Player of the Year is an Association football award given annually to the male and female player who are thought to be the best in the world, based on votes by coaches and captains of international teams. In a voting system based on positional voting, each coach gets three votes, worth five points, three points and one point, and the winners are ordered based on total number of points.
Well, from the nominations were made in Zurich and the winner was announced..
CRISTIANO RONALDO, from MANCHESTER UNITED.
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Cristiano Ronaldo won the FIFA World Player of the Year award on Monday to complete a sweep of soccer's top individual honors for 2008.
The Portugal winger led Manchester United to the Premier League and Champions League titles in May. He scored 42 goals in all competitions last season and became the first English Premier League player to win the honor in the award's 18-year history.
"It is an overwhelming moment, a very special moment in my life," Ronaldo said. "I would like to say to my mother and sister that the fireworks can be fired off now."
Ronaldo received 935 votes in a worldwide poll of national team captains and coaches. He was followed by Barcelona and Argentina midfielder Lionel Messi (678 votes) and Liverpool and Spain striker Fernando Torres (203), with the results announced by Brazilian great Pele.
Ronaldo is the second Portuguese to receive the award. Luis Figo won in 2001 when David Beckham, who also wore No. 7 for Manchester United, was runner-up.
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"It is a dream for me to get this prize because I want to bring the team and my country forward," Ronaldo said. "I would like to dedicate it to my family. This is the most important thing to me."
Ronaldo missed the start of this season because of injury and has struggled to regain his form. He has eight league goals, but the last came in November.
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Before the ceremony, Ronaldo paid tribute to United manager Alex Ferguson and his former Portugal coach Luiz Felipe Scolari, who now manages United's rival Chelsea.
"Mr. Ferguson and Mr. Scolari were decisive," he said through an interpreter. "I would like to thank them for making me the player I am today."
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 11:12 AM 1 people cares
Monday, January 12, 2009
Swallowed in the Sea
Well, Naz and I had a guitar on our hands. So we played Swallowed in the Sea.
Here are the lyrics for the song.
You cut me down a tree and brought it back to me
And that's what made me see where I was going wrong
You put me on a shelf and kept me for yourself
I can only blame myself, you can only blame me
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And I could write a song a hundred miles long
Well that's where I belong and you belong with me
And I could write it down or spread it all around
Get lost and then get found or swallowed in the sea
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You put me on a line and hung me out to dry
Darling, that's when I decide to go see you
You cut me down to size and opened up my eyes
Made me realize what I could not see
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And I could write a book,
the one they'll say that shook
the world And then it took,
it took it back from me
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And I could write it down or spread it all around
Get lost and then get found
and you'll come back to me
Not swallowed in the sea
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And I could write a song a hundred miles long
Well, that's where I belong and you belong with me
The streets you’re walking on, a thousand houses long
Well, that's where I belong and you belong with me
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Oh, what good is it to live with nothing left to give
Forget but not forgive, not loving all you see
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Oh, the streets you’re walking on a thousand houses long
Well, that's where I belong and you belong with me
Not swallowed in the sea
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You belong with me, not swallowed in the sea
.
Yeah, you belong with me
Not swallowed in the sea
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Theres just something about this song that makes your whole life complete. I think Nazim knows what I mean. Swallowed in the Sea by Coldplay from their X&Y album.
Actually this video was stolen from Nazim, so thanks to Nazim to making it all happen :p
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 11:11 PM 0 people cares
Man United trashes Chelsea
HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHA
LET ME FINISH LAUGHING FIRST!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
........
Ok done..
Manchester United destroyed Chelsea with a 3-0 scoreline.
and
Ronaldo's killer header with a smart tactical play by Rooney and Giggs.
Guess who was there to check out the game..
ABOUT THE CORNER TRICK
See, as you all witness,
- Rooney placed the ball on the edge of the field and tapped the ball for a player to come get it, with no futher touches coming from Rooney.
- Giggs comes over, took the ball and crossed it.
- Ronaldo scored a powerful header which didn't count.
(Rooney and Giggs arguement with the linesman)
Why it didn't count?
Why was it suppose to count?
Hahaha.. well, it didn't matter anyways, cause the retake of the corner resulted in a goal by Vidic! hahaha.. Stunning header by the Serbian.
GOAL!!!
So second half began, and Manchester United were dominating the whole match through. We had several good chances to make great goals.
Don't know which grandfather go make up that line but eh its true anyways. So i was filled with alot of patience. I wanted it to end with 2-0.
But what the heck, doesn't matter ma!
UNITED!!
MAN UNITED!!
My thoughts in My words.. Remon at 2:05 AM 0 people cares